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Welcome to the movie reviews! I'll warn you, I don't get to the theatre often, so it's not like this is going to be very current. But hey, a lot of people I know don't get to the theatre that often, so this'll still be helpful! Let me explain my system. I like to eat licorice nibs when I go to the movies, so I use my patented Nib system. 1 nib means it sucks, 4 means it rocks! (And there are those rare, super-duper gems that warrant 5 nibs). So, let the reviewing begin!


The Latest:

Avatar

Sherlock Holmes

The Princess and the Frog

Astro Boy

Where the Wild Things Are

Inglourious Basterds

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Ponyo

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Up

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Star Trek

Watchmen

Coraline




The Archives:

2008:

Quantum of Solace

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

The Dark Knight

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Wall-E

The Incredible Hulk

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Speed Racer

Iron Man

Cloverfield


2007:

I Am Legend

Sweeny Todd

Beowulf

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

The Simpsons Movie

Transformers

Ratatouille

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Spider-Man 3

Fracture

Next

Grindhouse

300

TMNT

Ghost Rider

2006:

Rocky Balboa

Casino Royale

The Prestige

Pokemon: Lucario and the Mystery of Mew

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Clerks II

Superman Returns

Cars

X-Men: The Last Stand

V for Vendetta

2005:

King Kong

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Serenity

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride

Fantastic Four

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

War of the Worlds

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Howl's Moving Castle

Batman Begins

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

2004:

Animated Film Catch-Up (Lilo & Stitch, Treasure Planet, Brother Bear, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Fahrenheit 9/11

Shrek 2

Spider-Man 2

2002:

Minority Report

Signs

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Pokémon 5

The Powerpuff Girls Movie

Men in Black II

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Spider-Man

Hey! Can't get enough of my opinion? Read my reviews at the Internet Movie Database! Over there, I go by the name "Curare" because "Scarecrow" was 1-letter too long. Why not check them out?

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